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¡Hola! The name's Frank. I trawl the globe looking for dodgy footballers in the lowest playable leagues in Sega's Football Manager series for PC and XBox 360, make a whopping great list of the teams and pick one of 'em for you at random. If you don't like my choice, then you are an infidel and I spit death on you, but you can decide to pick the country or division a team play in - or the kit colour if you're some kind of fashion designer that just has to play in teal or whatever.

You can pick the version of Football Manager you have by picking one of the tabs with the year on it.